Monday, June 14, 2010

illiterate gangsta


hey peeps beware! in the midst of all the rain sweeping across the south-southeast region, a gangsta has emerged from the sea and flopped her way across land into driveways of many citizens. this picture displays the poor excuse for graffiti left by the so-called artistic gangsta. the first description given of the suspect(s) was two hispanic males with hoodies...don't wait for the rest of the description coz that's it. i know, that's very weak. so we did a little investigation of our own. we started a little sting operation where we built a 2 square feet, one story home out of cardboard. we didn't have time to build a garage so we took a picture of one in the neighborhood and taped it to the front of the box. then we hid in a nearby van parked in the neighborhood, just feet from the decoy home. the rain started pouring heavily and pretty soon we found our culprit!

yes dory. we all remember how illiterate she was in her debut movie "finding nemo". that was no act. it was for real. so after we detained dory, we tried questioning her about the tags she was leaving on cars, garages, and homes. she couldn't understand us so we contacted her translator, ellen degeneres. after hours of asking why and how, all she could say was "es-ca-pe!"
yeah...we know.
tune in next time for random pic news.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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