philly, pa- this just in*** i got the latest scoop on the underage drinking toddler that was caught mid-swig on camera! he was identified as 3 yr old jason bieber! thats right, little brother of justin bieber! word is, jason was talking to justin about teething. he said he couldn't take it anymore. and on top of that, he was bored watching the baseball game so he had time to think about all his problems, you know, baby problems: he can't get a job, he cant get into school so he can better himself, he cant get any bills in his name so he can build some credit, people gotta take care of him. he's sooo fed up. so, he had justin order him a beer coz he cant talk and beer venders don't check i.d. anyway. so after singing to the beer vender's daughter over the phone, justin handed jason the beer. according to jason, it wasn't his first and he prefers bud light over anything else (sorry miller light). anyway, the beer helps jason sleep at night since he still has teeth coming in and justin's phone rings late at night. he thinks his family is planning an intervention but he can't prove it yet. oh well. so, thats it in a nutshell. u got it right here first on WBL (webelying) News!
Dom
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