Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts

Friday, February 18, 2011

good food

just got some good food from denny's. first time i've met somebody named senetreia. she good people though. ya'll make sure ya'll tip the waiters and servers man. they work hard for the money.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Monday, February 7, 2011

ya'll keep up with me man. i'm all over the place
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Saturday, January 29, 2011

dont u sass me!

ever heard that one before? yeah well apparently these two teens lost their lives by testing a tampa, fl mom.

read article here

i bet u believe your mama now.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

dj jazzi steph

this is one bad chick. shout out to stephanie for keeping the party hott when there was a blizzard outside. ya'll need to kick it with the hottest karaoke dj in the 918. check her out wednesday night at fishbones owasso. and oh yeah for those who don't know "neil diamond's 'sweet caroline' is to white people what notorious b.i.g.'s 'juicy' is to black people!"
...her words not mine haha. damn i love drunk convos. it's okay steph i still love ya. by the way, surprise! bet you didn't know i ran a blog.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Friday, January 14, 2011

starting a new chapter of my life. here enters the transition...i love ya'll but i gotta do me.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Monday, January 10, 2011

drawing blanks right now. not really but everything that's on my mind, i really don't wanna talk about right now. it sux. check back later.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

family feud


so i'm watching family feud (now hosted by comedian steve harvey) and the question was: what is something that a burglar would not like to see when he breaks into a house?
this belligerent man buzzes in first and blurts, "a naked grandma!"
...seriously?
disgusted, steve harvey slams his cards onto the platform at which the opposing teams meet, and asks the guy, "what are the chances that 'naked grandma' will be up there?"
well turns out, it didn't matter because, although out there, the answer fell under the category of "gun/occupant". i wouldn't give him credit for it but i don't make the rules. i'm jus sayn...doesn't matter because the opposing team won that round anyway.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

2011 is here

rough start to 2011 for ya boy but i'm good now and i vow to bring the heat this year. i'm pressin' all my connections til i find greatness. stay tuned.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Friday, December 31, 2010

dr. sex is dr. word


so i'm watching oeta with my daughter (and since it's educational tv i don't mind) when i see dr. ruth westheimer, also known as the sex doctor. but it was cool coz she was trying to teach kids some words on a show called "between the lions" under the name dr. wordheimer. and then i saw this...i mean, could she not have used another word with a history as the sex doctor? i'm jus sayn...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

for some reason this pale 18 month old little boy with brown hair and blue eyes keeps calling me daddy in this store. i haven't been in cancun since '07. take me to maury! i'm jus sayn.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

lunar eclipse

from here the moon looks like a dull marble. pretty cool.

Dom
if nobody feels ya, i feels ya, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Friday, December 17, 2010

ps3 online

"please friendly quit me sir!" - jeremiahirvin (online id)
this is shortly after i picked off my third pass in the game just one minute into the second quarter. the score at the time was 28-0 in favor of the buckeyes. i shoulda made him suffer but i'm a good dude. i suck as is lol. besides, who plays with air force vs the buckeyes?
boy oh boy i hope that's an alias coz i just put your ass on blast!

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

we gon' find you

so the autotune news star has an interview with cbs news.
the last line of this interview is hilarious!

vid here

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Friday, December 10, 2010

sucky sex tips




so i'm flipping through this magazine, bored out of my mind and i come across these sex tips that are supposed to put the guy in the mood. the worse tips are coming from people with phd's.

sucky tip #1: "run your feet and toes up and down his legs, dragging your toenails lightly against his skin as you go." (ladies i dare you to put your feet on your man without getting kicked)

sucky tip #2: "wear a long necklace so it tickles his chest when you lean forward during girl-on-top." (let's talk this one out. naked girl-on-top. during sex. do you really think a guy needs to be tickled with a necklace?)

sucky tip #3: "over his boxers, put your open mouth against his penis. breathe out like you're trying to create steam." (wtf?)

sucky tip #4: "have sex with your hair wet, and whip it around to shower him with droplets of water." (why so i can feel like i'm having sex with a wet dog?)

sucky tip #5: "lick his eyelids, and then blow on your saliva." (uh...)

other sucky tips included: biting his nipples (no go), armpit insertion (weird), licking behind his knee (really?), oral from behind (didn't mike epps say something about that?), and foot jobs (pointless).

look...forget all the games coz ain't nothing like the real thing. i'm jus sayin.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Thursday, December 9, 2010

nice guy vs the jerk part 2



update***
remember the nice guy scenario i gave in the last blog? well come to find out, there was a reason for the way the chick was treating my friend...there was another guy. but instead of being an adult and coming out and saying "hey, i'm boning someone else so i'm gonna agitate the gravel", she decided to drag it out until she left her phone in the livingroom while she went to bed like a "not smart female dog" (for lack of a better phrase) and the new boyfriend sent a late night text message. hubby found out and in a time like that, she's fortunate that he kept his cool becoz in the heat of the moment, there is a few battered women out there that experienced physically what the guy was feeling emotionally. i didn't say i condone it, but i can understand the rage. i'm just sayin...
*in short, if you're gonna do something like that to someone that doesn't deserve it, you should either prepare yourself for the consequence, or be adult/resepectful/considerate enough to let them know and let them be.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

customer service

i understand how it is to work customer service and i know the difference between difficult customers and crappy service. so i wanna take this time to shout out everybody that works customer service! keep ur head up til something better comes around. special shout out to tracy and kim in texas from my cell phone service provider! you know who you are and i appreciate ya!

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...
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Monday, December 6, 2010

attention

booooomer! hahahaha good riddance nebraska!
and if another okst fan complains to me about what could have been, i'ma choke 'em. i'm jus sayin...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

the king

somebody please explain why lebron is killing the cavs right now and the crowd is encouraging it by chanting "akron hates you" as if it's gonna make him stop? 38 pts through 3 quarters...i think he proved his point. i'm just sayin...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

alienation of affection law


what happened to fantasia? some of you may know that fantasia was sleeping with a married man. yeah...no comment. but anyway, now the wife is reportedly considering suing fantasia "by the Alienation of Affection law, which is only recognized in North Carolina and six other states. The law allows for an abandoned spouse to sue the party responsible for the failed marriage."
well...that means i should sue tony parker for taking eva longoria from me then breaking her heart. i'm jus saying

more on fantasia

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

allegedly stupid


charlie sheen is allegedly being sued by capri anderson for alleged assault and false imprisonment. i don't condone it at all by why would you allegedly mistreat someone that looks like that? i'm just saying...


Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...