eagles escape

i was under the impression he was trying to run out the clock. i know he's done some dumb stuff but this was showing the maturation of a guy who has made some mistakes and i think his team should have waited until the whistle before they stormed the field. no matter what "shoulda, coulda, woulda" happened, the eagles won the game. i'm just sayin...

what could have happened

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ball be still

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language?

watching hell's kitchen and this guy (russell) is mad that he has to get the dining room ready for a high school prom. so there's a few high school students coordinating the decorating telling these grown men how they want it to look and russell begins to cuss. one of the student's tells him to watch his language and he goes:

"watch my language? i'm a grown ass man!"

lmao! that is the line of the night!
i'm just saying

Dom
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tiger woods...the standard

so i'm at the 9-5 the other day and this lady needed help so i helped her out. after it's all said and done, she looks at me and says, "has anyone told you that you look like tiger woods?" i said no, and she was shocked!
later on that same freaking day, a guy comes in and compliments me for being a stand-up guy..."like a young tiger woods".
answer me this: when the heck did we vote tiger woods and "the standard" for black men across america? now i'm not one to point out someone's flaws but we are talking about tiger woods here...i'm just saying.

Dom
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tulsa on tmz

the fiery furnace felt around the world...well across america anyway. the mysterious fire seemed to pique the interest of the media kings at tmz. although they let their imaginations get the best of them by suggesting that a certain movie started the fire, it was cool to see that took a second look at a piece of history that had been with tulsa since the 50's. (we all know aliens started the fire)

check it out here






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18, 19, 20...14?

well...according to this guy, that's how you count. unfortunately, he has no excuse becoz he knows better. this guy tried to pull a fast one, claiming that he was a 14 yr old homeless orphan, in an effort to enroll in a middle school and play for the football team under a false name. what sucks for him is, he possessed a cell phone that happened to ring in front of school officials and guess who it was? yeah, the lady that remembers every pain she had when she birthed him 21 years ago.

see story here

not only is he a stupid con, he also has a history of burglary which means, all they had to do was fingerprint him and his criminal past would have been recalled. from a distance, some may look at this and say he was just trying to play football against a bunch of kids bcoz he had a baby face. i look at it as, for anybody that has a daughter there, i would make sure that he (and any other idiot out there) never gets that close to a middle school again. i'm just saying...

Dom
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thas my baby girl!

hey peeps,
parents everywhere can appreciate this video caught on elevator security cam. if only he had learned the stranger danger saying...tsk tsk.

watch operation beat down

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my...HERO!

"f u and goodnight!"
well...something like that. a flight attendant goes crazy after the plane lands when a passenger hits him in the head with luggage and refused to apologize. he then grabs a couple of beers before engaging the emergency slide, jumping off the plane, and driving home. we have all dreamed of doing it!

read here

p.s...is it me, or is that cop a lil too tatted to be a cop? i'm jus saying...

Dom
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would u like any sauce with that?

i like the baja sauce that goes on the grilled stuffed burritos. so i went to taco bell and ordered 10 sides of baja sauce. thas it...i had homemade quesadillas at home. when i got to the window, the girl goes, "would you like any mild, hot, or fire sauce with your order?" i was thinking that she was kidding until she didnt laugh when i did. so finally, when she handed me my order she came back embarassed and laughing about what she said. lol...i guess it was just routine for her.

Dom
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uh...okay?

so this 67 yr old vetern comes up to me and says, "when i was your age, my grandparents hired a bunch of your people as field hands just so they could have a job. so, that means that you're bound to be a good hand because your people were. that's why i only let colored people help me because you all are hard workers." so...was that a compliment or a cup of piss being thrown into my face?

Dom
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abstinence video game

a professor in florida has developed a virtual software where the participant's can practice rejecting the sexual advances of others without any negative social consequences. to me that is something that can only be helpful to the anti-social type...and if you ask me, if they are anti-social, they're probably not sexually active. what do ya'll think?

Dom
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smoking baby

this 2-yr-old has a two pack a day smoking habit...this is not a typo!!! what kills me is the parents say they don't know how we started smoking...seriously?

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head in hands

so his skull fell in his hands. um...gross. i'm just saying...

view link here

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tip #632

if your conversation includes the phrase "i left home because your mother accused me of molesting you and your sister!", then maybe you wanna make sure that you excuse yourself to more private quarters. just a suggestion.

Dom
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gimme...the fries!

check this out!

"A machete-wielding bandit who is accused of stealing a $1.78 order of french fries from an all-night restaurant was arrested early Wednesday, according to jail records.

Police allege that Brian Alexander Hall, 23, walked into the Whataburger restaurant at 5726 E. 41st St. and ordered the food June 10. He didn't have any money and an employee told him he couldn't have the fries, police said.

Hall then allegedly pulled out a machete from his shorts and demanded money from the register about 1 a.m. The employee talked him out of taking him the money and offered him the small order of fries, instead, according to an arrest report.

Hall took the food and left."

story found here

he couldn't negotiate for a #2?

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compliment vs creepy

what do you say to a person old enough to be your parent that says:

"hey cutie, you would make a perfect swinger!"

"uh...thank you?" (help me!)

Dom
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once u go longhorn...

first off, i wanna thank ut in austin for taking the lead in keeping the big 12 conference together. now with that being said, let's get into this school spirit vs professional suicide we all heard about.

we all know that texas is the proudest state in the u.s. the citizens of texas have a swag and sense of pride that can't be matched anywhere. within the borders of the best state in the world lies austin, home of the ut longhorns. in college life, we all know how to get the best of a rival school. the way to get into the heads of ut is to throw the horns down. vince young, one of the greatest ut quarterbacks in history, has nothing to prove at this point. his record speaks for itself. national championship. single-handedly responsible for the comeback victory over the usc trojans. nfl quarterback. blah blah blah. wait...i did say nfl correct? the most prestgious football professional league there is. paying millions to pro athletes. a league that holds players responsible for their conduct on and off the field.
then why oh why did young decide to beat up a guy taunting him by throwing the horns down?
1) you are not in college anymore...GROW UP!
2) you make more in one game than he does in a lifetime!

wth!

the moral of the story is: pro athletes need to grow up, and if you throw the horns down, make sure you can win the fight (i'm just saying).

Dom
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top 10 dumbest criminals

yo...so we got some dummies out there. this clever dummy...i can't even explain it ya'll gotta read it for yourselves:

"A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine."

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