big xii joke

an ignorant man walks into a bar and sees these 3 college fans wearing different letters. he wasn't familiar with any of them so he asked what they meant. he turns to the first guy and says "what does your OSU shirt mean?" he replied "oklahoma stomped us." he asked the second guy "what does ur UT shirt mean?" the guy replied "us too." he asked the last guy wearing a U of N shirt "what does UN stand for?" he replied "us next!" hahahaha BOOMER!

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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26nup-3

thing...
remember we had one?
it didn't turn out
coz we each did our own thing.
remember that one thing
we said we shoulda did?
maybe we was talking like kids.
then there's that bigger thing
that probably would have happened
if we pursued our thing;
there was a lot of passion
for it to be nothing.
that would have made our thing
unforgettable.
we still joke like we got a thing,
and say if we ever had a brief moment,
we would do that little thing
even though we got our own things.
aint that something?
but if we don't act, then it's nothing.
in that sense,
we're okay
each going our own way
but i would still like to experience
that little thing with you
someday.

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26nup-2

so much i wanna say to you,
i got 300 reasons to break away from you,
300 women that'll say "i'll take care of you",
i changed way too much just to stay with you.
just to stay with who?
a slouching nobody.
you said you had my back,
i fell on nobody.
avoiding every mirror
coz i don't feel myself,
everyday is no shave
coz otherwise i'd kill myself.
i ask myself all the time, "is it worth it bro?"
hear my conscience talking to me
through the radio.
hear my mama yelling at me
when she on the phone,
saying "you know better than that"
do i really though?
well now this might be a newsflash,
but from this day forward,
you can kiss my ass,
becoz i always said
i'll only change for the better,
keeping a promise to you
aint worth my forever,
so move around...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

sucky sex tips

so i'm flipping through this magazine, bored out of my mind and i come across these sex tips that are supposed to put the guy in the mood. the worse tips are coming from people with phd's.

sucky tip #1: "run your feet and toes up and down his legs, dragging your toenails lightly against his skin as you go." (ladies i dare you to put your feet on your man without getting kicked)

sucky tip #2: "wear a long necklace so it tickles his chest when you lean forward during girl-on-top." (let's talk this one out. naked girl-on-top. during sex. do you really think a guy needs to be tickled with a necklace?)

sucky tip #3: "over his boxers, put your open mouth against his penis. breathe out like you're trying to create steam." (wtf?)

sucky tip #4: "have sex with your hair wet, and whip it around to shower him with droplets of water." (why so i can feel like i'm having sex with a wet dog?)

sucky tip #5: "lick his eyelids, and then blow on your saliva." (uh...)

other sucky tips included: biting his nipples (no go), armpit insertion (weird), licking behind his knee (really?), oral from behind (didn't mike epps say something about that?), and foot jobs (pointless).

look...forget all the games coz ain't nothing like the real thing. i'm jus sayin.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

nice guy vs the jerk part 2

update***
remember the nice guy scenario i gave in the last blog? well come to find out, there was a reason for the way the chick was treating my friend...there was another guy. but instead of being an adult and coming out and saying "hey, i'm boning someone else so i'm gonna agitate the gravel", she decided to drag it out until she left her phone in the livingroom while she went to bed like a "not smart female dog" (for lack of a better phrase) and the new boyfriend sent a late night text message. hubby found out and in a time like that, she's fortunate that he kept his cool becoz in the heat of the moment, there is a few battered women out there that experienced physically what the guy was feeling emotionally. i didn't say i condone it, but i can understand the rage. i'm just sayin...
*in short, if you're gonna do something like that to someone that doesn't deserve it, you should either prepare yourself for the consequence, or be adult/resepectful/considerate enough to let them know and let them be.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

check my fresh

doing me...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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the omen

this is the last parking spot that anybody with warrants should have. i'm jus sayin...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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