b.b.a.

this just in*** southwest airlines has come up with a marketing scheme to take over the skies. it all started when the airlines had an incident where a petite woman was flying standby. she boarded the plane, took her seat, got settled in, and was about to order a drink when she was approached by an overweight flight attendant. the flight attendant looked around and noticed that this lady stood out and was less intimidating than everyone else so she asked her:
"ma'am, could you follow me please? bring your bags with you. i'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out."
the lady was confused but obeyed anyway. as she was leaving, she noticed an obese teenage boy taking her seat so she asked:
"what's the meaning of this?"
the flight attendent explained that the boy needed to seats to sit comfortably and even though he arrived late, he is just a kid. they lady started getting loud and making a scene. that's when the flight attendent revealed the truth.
"we are secrectly operating under the fat albert laws where skinny people have to give up their seats to fat people. if there is room, all skinny people have to sit to the back of the plane. skinny people will now have to pay for two seats and fat people only have to pay for one. soon enough, this airlines will change it's name to b.b.a. for big booty airlines!"
hm...damn shame. discrimination on planes now. this has been another segment of random pic news.

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