rep yo hood!

represent your hood by buying one of these exclusive, government issued street signs brought to you by same folks that sell stolen hubs, pH (parkinglot hoodlums)! that's right people, pH has done it again! now available by request on the black market, you too can own your very own stolen street sign! let everybody know who runs your neighborhood by ordering yours first! how so? it's easy! just locate your neighborhood snitch and he'll get you in touch with pH for a small fee of $100. then, you will contact pH via pager ($100 per page) and one of them will call you collect from a payphone to go over your order in vivid detail! you put in your order, and your street sign will be stolen and shipped overnight all for just $100 + the cost of bail (non-refundable only if someone gets caught boosting your street sign)! it's that easy! just remember, if you get caught with the merchandise, it's on you! be sure to use the g-code when asked to snitch on others.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...