Help Dom Help Kids

hey peeps, sponsors, and parents,

I often volunteer at C.A.R.D. Headstart in Broken Arrow, OK located at Southside Elementary and recently I read my children's book The Restless Little Bunny and the Missing Sun to the children in Southside 6 (a 3 year old classroom). It was a hit and many of the children wanted to take the book home. Word has spread to the other classrooms and now I am getting requests from all the 3 year old classrooms and 4 year old classrooms of Southside Elementary! This inspired my quest to make the book available for all of the children and teachers of Southside Elementary and many others in the Tulsa area. My goal is 500 books for 500 kids and teachers. I believe this is very achievable with financial assistance from sponsors right here in Oklahoma. Early reading is vital to a successful future. If you or anyone you know could assist us in achieving this goal, please let me know.
email: bookdomunique@gmail.com

hopeful sponsors: Great Plains Coca Cola, Pepsi Tulsa, George Kaiser Family Foundation, and ONEOK Inc.

Dom
if nobody feels you, if feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

18, 19, 20...14?

well...according to this guy, that's how you count. unfortunately, he has no excuse becoz he knows better. this guy tried to pull a fast one, claiming that he was a 14 yr old homeless orphan, in an effort to enroll in a middle school and play for the football team under a false name. what sucks for him is, he possessed a cell phone that happened to ring in front of school officials and guess who it was? yeah, the lady that remembers every pain she had when she birthed him 21 years ago.

see story here

not only is he a stupid con, he also has a history of burglary which means, all they had to do was fingerprint him and his criminal past would have been recalled. from a distance, some may look at this and say he was just trying to play football against a bunch of kids bcoz he had a baby face. i look at it as, for anybody that has a daughter there, i would make sure that he (and any other idiot out there) never gets that close to a middle school again. i'm just saying...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

your name is what?

okay, so i was at the hospital earlier today (i'm fine) and i heard a lady get called over the intercom. her last name was overthehill. yeah...i'm not lying. so i started thinking, what is origin of last names? to me it makes since when we are trying to distinguish between people, we associate them with something they do, have done, or location. for example, the convo may go like this:

"hey have you seen jim?"
"he's in jail isn't he?"
"nah, not jim the gangsta, i'm talking about jim the mechanic. my car's messed up!"

you know what i mean. this suggests to me that when people were choosing last names, the overthehill family well...they lived over the hill. yeah. anyway, that got boring so i decided to seek out the most messed up names period and i came across these...enjoy!

01) Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K (pronouced "your highness"...puh-leezze!)
02) GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman (first to be named after a website)
03) Joker Arroyo (a senator in philippines...i wonder who voted for him)
04) Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced "albin"...yeah i don't see it either)
05) KentuckyFriedCruelty.com (temporary name change)
06) Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon (uh huh...)
07) God Shammgod (yeah...that ain't right)
08) Batman Bin Suparman (not to be confused with "aquaman bin robin")
09) Dick Assman (i won't even touch that one)
10) @ (pronounced "ai ta" which means "love him")

read the story behind these names here

please be kind to your kids and name them something they can actually get a job with! i'm just saying...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

fantasy football

with the action two weeks away, fantasy drafts are taking place all over. here is my nfl roster in order of picks (offline draft, 5th in a pool of 12, zig zag draft order):
maurice jones-drew (jac) rb
phillip rivers (sd) qb
calvin johnson (det) wr
eagles defense
jermichael finley (gb) te
jahvid best (det) rb
dewayne bowe (kc) qb
malcolm floyd (sd) wr
steven gostkowski (ne) k
kevin kolb (phi) qb
michael bush (oak) rb
dustin keller (nyj) te
jabar gaffney (den) wr
chester taylor (chi) rb
tennessee defense
*league format: qb wr wr rb rb te w/r/t k def
let me know what your team looks like. btw, my team's name is "da dom unators"...haha i know it's raw.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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sam breezy!

i'm watching the stl rams play right now and qb sam bradford is giving it to the ne patriots right now. gotta love a oklahoma boy that can throw like that.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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writing collabo #331

You have me right where you wanted
Your trap is set to perfection
It grabs, holds tight but never releases
Stealing my breath, I'm suffocating
My lungs start to shut down
My heartbeat's slowly fading
Every attempt to escape is unsuccessful
Like a shellac coated candy
Your words seemed full of promise
Luring me to the lit carvern of your throat
As I searched for what I thought would be your heart
I miss the simplicity of our love
Our shared secrets with the moonlight
Our shared wishes with the stars
Temporary yet everlasting in that
When dawn arrives, we die
And two individuals emerge
Unaware of the passionate secret lives
That dwell in our subconsciouses
I long to be with you
No matter how detrimental...
-d.c.&d.u.

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writing collabo #412

The last drop has fallen
Overfilling the glass with nothing more than sour milk
The sweetness of your taste has become bitter
It only seems right to rid of you
The only thing I hate more than your taste
Is being alone
So even though I shun you from my sight
I allow my other senses to carry rements of you
Not allowing my heart to forget
Even though my mind is foolishly immune to you
-d.c.&d.u.

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