Help Dom Help Kids

hey peeps, sponsors, and parents,

I often volunteer at C.A.R.D. Headstart in Broken Arrow, OK located at Southside Elementary and recently I read my children's book The Restless Little Bunny and the Missing Sun to the children in Southside 6 (a 3 year old classroom). It was a hit and many of the children wanted to take the book home. Word has spread to the other classrooms and now I am getting requests from all the 3 year old classrooms and 4 year old classrooms of Southside Elementary! This inspired my quest to make the book available for all of the children and teachers of Southside Elementary and many others in the Tulsa area. My goal is 500 books for 500 kids and teachers. I believe this is very achievable with financial assistance from sponsors right here in Oklahoma. Early reading is vital to a successful future. If you or anyone you know could assist us in achieving this goal, please let me know.
email: bookdomunique@gmail.com

hopeful sponsors: Great Plains Coca Cola, Pepsi Tulsa, George Kaiser Family Foundation, and ONEOK Inc.

Dom
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be easy coz life is hard...

18, 19, 20...14?

well...according to this guy, that's how you count. unfortunately, he has no excuse becoz he knows better. this guy tried to pull a fast one, claiming that he was a 14 yr old homeless orphan, in an effort to enroll in a middle school and play for the football team under a false name. what sucks for him is, he possessed a cell phone that happened to ring in front of school officials and guess who it was? yeah, the lady that remembers every pain she had when she birthed him 21 years ago.

see story here

not only is he a stupid con, he also has a history of burglary which means, all they had to do was fingerprint him and his criminal past would have been recalled. from a distance, some may look at this and say he was just trying to play football against a bunch of kids bcoz he had a baby face. i look at it as, for anybody that has a daughter there, i would make sure that he (and any other idiot out there) never gets that close to a middle school again. i'm just saying...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

your name is what?

okay, so i was at the hospital earlier today (i'm fine) and i heard a lady get called over the intercom. her last name was overthehill. yeah...i'm not lying. so i started thinking, what is origin of last names? to me it makes since when we are trying to distinguish between people, we associate them with something they do, have done, or location. for example, the convo may go like this:

"hey have you seen jim?"
"he's in jail isn't he?"
"nah, not jim the gangsta, i'm talking about jim the mechanic. my car's messed up!"

you know what i mean. this suggests to me that when people were choosing last names, the overthehill family well...they lived over the hill. yeah. anyway, that got boring so i decided to seek out the most messed up names period and i came across these...enjoy!

01) Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K (pronouced "your highness"...puh-leezze!)
02) GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman (first to be named after a website)
03) Joker Arroyo (a senator in philippines...i wonder who voted for him)
04) Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced "albin"...yeah i don't see it either)
05) KentuckyFriedCruelty.com (temporary name change)
06) Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon (uh huh...)
07) God Shammgod (yeah...that ain't right)
08) Batman Bin Suparman (not to be confused with "aquaman bin robin")
09) Dick Assman (i won't even touch that one)
10) @ (pronounced "ai ta" which means "love him")

read the story behind these names here

please be kind to your kids and name them something they can actually get a job with! i'm just saying...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

fantasy football

with the action two weeks away, fantasy drafts are taking place all over. here is my nfl roster in order of picks (offline draft, 5th in a pool of 12, zig zag draft order):
maurice jones-drew (jac) rb
phillip rivers (sd) qb
calvin johnson (det) wr
eagles defense
jermichael finley (gb) te
jahvid best (det) rb
dewayne bowe (kc) qb
malcolm floyd (sd) wr
steven gostkowski (ne) k
kevin kolb (phi) qb
michael bush (oak) rb
dustin keller (nyj) te
jabar gaffney (den) wr
chester taylor (chi) rb
tennessee defense
*league format: qb wr wr rb rb te w/r/t k def
let me know what your team looks like. btw, my team's name is "da dom unators"...haha i know it's raw.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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sam breezy!

i'm watching the stl rams play right now and qb sam bradford is giving it to the ne patriots right now. gotta love a oklahoma boy that can throw like that.

Dom
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be easy coz life is hard...

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writing collabo #331

You have me right where you wanted
Your trap is set to perfection
It grabs, holds tight but never releases
Stealing my breath, I'm suffocating
My lungs start to shut down
My heartbeat's slowly fading
Every attempt to escape is unsuccessful
Like a shellac coated candy
Your words seemed full of promise
Luring me to the lit carvern of your throat
As I searched for what I thought would be your heart
I miss the simplicity of our love
Our shared secrets with the moonlight
Our shared wishes with the stars
Temporary yet everlasting in that
When dawn arrives, we die
And two individuals emerge
Unaware of the passionate secret lives
That dwell in our subconsciouses
I long to be with you
No matter how detrimental...
-d.c.&d.u.

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writing collabo #412

The last drop has fallen
Overfilling the glass with nothing more than sour milk
The sweetness of your taste has become bitter
It only seems right to rid of you
The only thing I hate more than your taste
Is being alone
So even though I shun you from my sight
I allow my other senses to carry rements of you
Not allowing my heart to forget
Even though my mind is foolishly immune to you
-d.c.&d.u.

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writing collabo #213

Never been afraid of the future until I looked back
I saw nothing but dust
No path
No footprints
Not even a bread-crum trail
To lead me back home
They say home is where the heart is
But my heart remains homeless
Restless begging for a bed to lay in
If even for a moment
The illusion of a careless moment turned into a whisper
A whisper turned into a soft kiss
A soft kiss turned into a night of pretend love
A temporary home for a nomadic heart
If you love me tonight
And forget me tomorrow
I will only thank you...
Even for the temporary satisfaction
Like a famished pesant
I'm grateful for the scarceness
Knowing that it may be a while
Until my heart finds it's permanent home
Inside a lovers lullaby
-d.c.&d.u.

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thas my baby girl!

hey peeps,
parents everywhere can appreciate this video caught on elevator security cam. if only he had learned the stranger danger saying...tsk tsk.

watch operation beat down

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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siiiick

I know I haven't blogged much but I'm sick. Nothing serious, just not feeling well. Check back later peeps! To be continued...

Dom
If nobody feels you, I feels you, feel me?
Be easy coz life is hard...

ramon clark iii

-animated self portrait (right)

ramon clark iii is an artist with a keen eye for imagery. his work is best described as the crossing point where beauty meets chaos with the perfect balance sharpness and contrast. from drawing on paper, to canvas, now skin, ramon has a proven that his name belongs in lights next to those before him. his ultimate goal is owning a tattoo parlor where he could leave his mark on the world while also fine tuning his painting skills. breaking into the tattoo world isn't easy, but it isn't impossble. one has to be chosen as an apprentice and act as such for 5 years. when asked if he would like to work under kat von d, he said "that would be a dream." his drive never allows him to settle, yet his humble demeanor keeps him realistic as he strives to support his family. at the end of the day, he let's his drawing do the talking.

u can view some of his work on facebook.com (check back for updates and personal website)

take a bow ramon. you have earned the Dom seal of approval.



Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

flip, flip, boom!

heavy smoke and fire could be seen after two cars flip over each other on the expressway. i'm just glad everyone walked away from it alive.

link here

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

my...HERO!

"f u and goodnight!"
well...something like that. a flight attendant goes crazy after the plane lands when a passenger hits him in the head with luggage and refused to apologize. he then grabs a couple of beers before engaging the emergency slide, jumping off the plane, and driving home. we have all dreamed of doing it!

read here

p.s...is it me, or is that cop a lil too tatted to be a cop? i'm jus saying...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

phone cheating

how do you cheat on someone with a phone? not someone on the other side of the phone like texting or calling (none of that.) just the phone. i mean i guess if the person becomes distant, pays less attention to you, plays games on it all day...like solitare...uh, on second thought i gotta go...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz if is hard...

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dark blue

love it. love it. love it. get into it.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

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follow @RichYoungPretty

six degrees of separation usually acknowledges successes in fine arts and music. today, i'm changing it up on ya'll by recognizing someone who's putting education first.

vivian, better known to the twitter world as @richyoungpretty, is currently working on her bachelor's degree in psychology with plans of going to law school. but her talents don't end there.

after rejecting the "model" title, she admitted she's had the privilege of posing for all female model calendar and will be doing a shoe calendar in the near future. seems pretty innocent, but so was britney spears, which means in a few years, i guess her whole twitter username would be @richyoungandprettyinsaneforalawyerthatusedtobeamodel...i'm just kidding

i digress, wanna know more? no problem:

q: decent singer or a shower singer?
a: yup (haha her words not mine)

q: oreos or sugar cookie?
a: oreos

q: team jacob or that other guy?
a: edward (who cares?)

q: weezy or jay-z?
a: weezy (nice)

q: random or randomer?
a: random-er? (its a word in Dom-sters dictionary)

q: why did the chicken really cross the road?
a: to prove that he wasn't "chicken" (ba-duh ching!)

q: got anything profound to say to the people?
a: red - hot. blue - cold.

i love dumb questions because they aren't fair...lol. anyway vivian, even though u know who that team other guy is, u get the Dom seal of approval for getting your edju-ma-cation on. take a bow.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feels me?
be easy coz life is hard...

need...more...sports!

Man I've been thristing for sports so bad, I've been watching tennis and little league sports highlights.

Dom
If nobody feels you, I feels you, feel me?
Be easy coz life is hard...

thas my jam...she says

"toot it and boot it"
another prime example that women don't listen to the words that are in their favorite songs. toot it and boot it (hit it and quit it) is not a song you should be proud to be dance with some guy with. i'm just saying...have some respect for yourself for your mama's sake.

p.s. the song is a hit though

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

8, 9, 10!

tomorrow is 8-9-10. i wonder if it'll be any good sales...

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

brooklyn's finest

cheadle is a gangsta.
snipes is a gangsta.
gere is a grumpy old cop.
hawke is broke.
brooklyn ties them together. a must see.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

so...yeah

i find it random when people call you up to ask you something they could have sent in a text especially when you haven't talked to them forever becoz they are your ex-...i'm just saying.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

would u like any sauce with that?

i like the baja sauce that goes on the grilled stuffed burritos. so i went to taco bell and ordered 10 sides of baja sauce. thas it...i had homemade quesadillas at home. when i got to the window, the girl goes, "would you like any mild, hot, or fire sauce with your order?" i was thinking that she was kidding until she didnt laugh when i did. so finally, when she handed me my order she came back embarassed and laughing about what she said. lol...i guess it was just routine for her.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

hot convo

speaking of old men, this guy is at the urinal in the men's restroom in wal-mart friday. he appeared to be in his 60's. i was using the one next to him, (only becoz there were only 2 and a person in each stall, fellas know what i mean by that.) so i'm standing there and he turns to me and says, "does this heat bother the black man like it does the white man?"
lmao i thought it was hilarious. i guess he figured from my demeanor that i am a peaceful soul that wouldn't get bent out of shape over a comment like that. i'm pretty proud of that.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

qfad #20

i prefer the smell of unleaded gas as it's being pumped over the smell of flowers.

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...

uh...okay?

so this 67 yr old vetern comes up to me and says, "when i was your age, my grandparents hired a bunch of your people as field hands just so they could have a job. so, that means that you're bound to be a good hand because your people were. that's why i only let colored people help me because you all are hard workers." so...was that a compliment or a cup of piss being thrown into my face?

Dom
if nobody feels you, i feels you, feel me?
be easy coz life is hard...